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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
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I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It's like if you have a family budget and go, 'We really don't know what to take out economically from the budget, so we're going to whack out protein for this week.'
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When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
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My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.
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I never write anything down. I write onstage.
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We have fossils... We win!
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.
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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.
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Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
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He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
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