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He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.
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Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs, more drugs than you could ever f@*! imagine. And so we came up with Earth Day, so we'd have one day that would remind us what planet we were living on.
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
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We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
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What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It's like if you have a family budget and go, 'We really don't know what to take out economically from the budget, so we're going to whack out protein for this week.'
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I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
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It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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If you want to get an audience quiet, just say abortion and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
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Usually I'm too tired to apologize.
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Self-love is a big part of golf.
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
Lewis Black
I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.
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Harry Reid is not funny he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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In Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.
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