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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
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What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
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I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand it. It has to be that way. What about a headline like this: 'Hippo Eats Dwarf'? How good is that? You read that headline, and you immediately close the paper and say, 'Wow, it's gonna be a great day.
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I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, You want to go to this party and do some networking?
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.
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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
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If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.
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You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
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It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
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Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
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