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Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!
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The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.
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I had to watch the Republican stuff which makes me feel even older than I am. By the time I get through the Democrats, I may be dead. I don't know how much older I can get.
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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Going up to Canada is great because I'm not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I'm lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we're sharing the same frustration.
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You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
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The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.
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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
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One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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