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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!
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I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
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