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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Silver Spring
Maryland
Lewis Niles Black
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When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.
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The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.
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I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
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If you want to get an audience quiet, just say abortion and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.
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I never write anything down. I write onstage.
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.
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I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.
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A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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