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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
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Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.
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I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
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I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
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