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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.
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I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.
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If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!
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It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
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I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.
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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
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He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.
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The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.
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The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
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When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.
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