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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.
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The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
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He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
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If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation
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On the plane was a Time magazine and there was a 30 page article on diabetes, and I read every page. By the time that plane landed, I had diabetes.
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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
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I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
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My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
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Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
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Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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