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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
Comedian
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Silver Spring
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Lewis Niles Black
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Self-love is a big part of golf.
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling The British are coming! The British are coming!
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
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There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.
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Going up to Canada is great because I'm not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I'm lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we're sharing the same frustration.
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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