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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
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This is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a Muslim or having an abortion, then what are you worried about? You don't need to try and convert these people or try and save them. If you really believe in your religion, these people are already doomed, so stop worrying about them.
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It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!
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Harry Reid is not funny he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
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If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
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Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe true love, that and maybe having the amazing health insurance plan that our congressmen have.
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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again.
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If you want to get an audience quiet, just say abortion and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
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We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.
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I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.
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The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.
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Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
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