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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!
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