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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.
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When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
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I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, 'You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.
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You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.
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My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.
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I had to watch the Republican stuff which makes me feel even older than I am. By the time I get through the Democrats, I may be dead. I don't know how much older I can get.
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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!
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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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