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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe true love, that and maybe having the amazing health insurance plan that our congressmen have.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
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The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling The British are coming! The British are coming!
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.
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What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.
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The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.
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In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.
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I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
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I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck ,so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.
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