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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!
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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
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It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
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Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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Going up to Canada is great because I'm not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I'm lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we're sharing the same frustration.
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.
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Usually I'm too tired to apologize.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
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I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand it. It has to be that way. What about a headline like this: 'Hippo Eats Dwarf'? How good is that? You read that headline, and you immediately close the paper and say, 'Wow, it's gonna be a great day.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.
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My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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In Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.
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