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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
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Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.
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When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.
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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.
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If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
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