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I never write anything down. I write onstage.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.
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We have fossils... We win!
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
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I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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