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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.
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When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are.
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If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
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I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
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Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation
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I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.
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My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
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That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
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