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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.
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If you want to get an audience quiet, just say abortion and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
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We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
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The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
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The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.
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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
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My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.
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I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
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