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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.
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Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
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There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
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The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.
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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
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You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
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My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
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There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.
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