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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
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We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'
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Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.
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What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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