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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
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It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!
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I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
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If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.
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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
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It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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