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Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand it. It has to be that way. What about a headline like this: 'Hippo Eats Dwarf'? How good is that? You read that headline, and you immediately close the paper and say, 'Wow, it's gonna be a great day.
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I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, You want to go to this party and do some networking?
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.
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One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.
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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
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It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!
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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.
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If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
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