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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.
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You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation
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When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are.
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
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A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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I never write anything down. I write onstage.
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My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
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I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.
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Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
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