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Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck ,so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.
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Going up to Canada is great because I'm not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I'm lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we're sharing the same frustration.
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
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