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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
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Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.
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Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again.
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It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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