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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

Lewis Black

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of they don't know this, and they don't know that, and they're always denigrating.
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My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.
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There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.
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You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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I do the same gig. I might change it a little I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. No health insurance, so if something happened I was screwed. I was lucky my parents had money and my brother was willing to support me for a long time. Once I started doing standup, I had an income, and that was amazing to me.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.
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I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
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In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.
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I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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