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I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.

Lewis Black

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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