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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
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Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'
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It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
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Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes. Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person. Well, you look like a person. No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!
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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
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I never write anything down. I write onstage.
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Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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