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The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again.
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
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We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
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Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
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It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
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The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.
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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
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It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
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The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.
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See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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