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Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.
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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
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Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.
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In Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
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Going up to Canada is great because I'm not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I'm lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we're sharing the same frustration.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!
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Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs, more drugs than you could ever f@*! imagine. And so we came up with Earth Day, so we'd have one day that would remind us what planet we were living on.
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I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
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When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.
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