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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.

Lewis Black

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
Comedian
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Film Producer
Playwright
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Silver Spring
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Lewis Niles Black
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sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers
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The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.
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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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