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Harry Reid is not funny he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
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I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.
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We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.
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There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
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I never write anything down. I write onstage.
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Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.
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