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Harry Reid is not funny he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.
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I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
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You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
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Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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