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Harry Reid is not funny he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
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The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.
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I never write anything down. I write onstage.
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
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I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
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