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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
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As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
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