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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
Comedian
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Lewis Niles Black
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If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
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I had to watch the Republican stuff which makes me feel even older than I am. By the time I get through the Democrats, I may be dead. I don't know how much older I can get.
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Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
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I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.
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I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.
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I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.
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How our government works... it doesn't.
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In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.
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There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.
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It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
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Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.
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Self-love is a big part of golf.
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It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.
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