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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling The British are coming! The British are coming!
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.
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