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Leo Rosten
Age: 88 †
Born: 1908
Born: January 1
Died: 1997
Died: January 1
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Where there is too much, something is missing.
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Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts.
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If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
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A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood.
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Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
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Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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O, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath the costume is the child we always are, whose needs are simple, whose daily life is still best described by fairy tales.
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Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious.
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The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.
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The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir.
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Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games - but not with pleasure.
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
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Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.
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Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
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Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.
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The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait
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The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.
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