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What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

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Leo Rosten
Age: 88 †
Born: 1908
Born: January 1
Died: 1997
Died: January 1
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Linguist
Novelist
Political Scientist
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Leo Calvin Rosten
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Hangs
Green
Wall
Whistles

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The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.
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I came to believe it not true that the coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man only one. I think it is the other way around: It is the brave who die a thousand deaths. For it is imagination, and not just conscience, which doth make cowards of us all. Those who do not know fear are not truly brave.
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If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
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The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.
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A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood.
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Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
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Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
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Where there is too much, something is missing.
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Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.
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Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious.
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Thinking is harder work than hard work.
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You understand people better if you look at them-no matter how old or impressive or important they may be-as if they were children. For most men never mature they simply grow taller.
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir.
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You can learn much about life from a checker game: surrender one to take two don't make two moves at one time move up, not down and when you reach the top, you may move as you like.
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Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
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O, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath the costume is the child we always are, whose needs are simple, whose daily life is still best described by fairy tales.
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Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.
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The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait
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