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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Lea DeLaria

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Lea DeLaria
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Jazz Musician
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Belleville
Illinois
Mystery
Understand
Women
Wells
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Cosmic
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It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
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Guns don't kill, people do.
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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
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It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.
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