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Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink.

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Lawrence Block
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: June 24
Novelist
Screenwriter
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Buffalo
New York
Chip Harrison
Paul Kavanagh
Lee Duncan
Sheldon Lord
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Everybody
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Back then, before it became clear that democracy was best served by a drunken electorate, the bars in New York City were required to close on Election Day.
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I’ve tried writing and the sentences come out fine, but I write a few pages and I don’t want to go on.
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One thing that helps is to give myself permission to write badly. I tell myself that I'm going to do my five or 10 pages no matter what, and that I can always tear them up the following morning if I want. I'll have lost nothing-writing and tearing up five pages would leave me no further behind than if I took the day off.
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If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.
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Every year there's a few more things I'm not sure of. I've decided that a wide-ranging uncertainty is the mark of the true maturity of man.
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Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.
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Dangerous thing, giving humanity the knowledge of good and evil. And the capacity to make the wrong choice more often than not.
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Asking me why I did or didn't do anything is generally pointless. How do I know? And asking me what I'll do in the future is even less rewarding.
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I never know what I'm going to write next, and when I think I do I usually turn out to be mistaken.
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I don't plan an awful lot in life just as I don't plan an awful lot in my fiction.
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And, as long as you can make yourself go on choosing the pain over the relief, you can keep going.
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I think persistence in the face of adversity is an essential part of a writer’s job description. If you don’t care enough about it to avoid being easily disheartened that way, you really should be doing something else.
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One aspect of serendipity to bear in mind is that you have to be looking for something in order to find something else.
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Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young.
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I've always essentially been a New Yorker.
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If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.
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If you build a better mousetrap, Nature will build a better mouse.
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To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.
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My mother's father was from Sligo, and he used to say it was the hardest thing in the world to find a man alive in Dublin who wasn't in the GPO during the Easter Rising. Twenty brave men marched into that post office, he said, and thirty thousand marched out.
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The short story, I should point out, is perforce a labor of love in today's literary world there's precious little economic incentive to write one.
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