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Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside.

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Laurie Halse Anderson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: October 23
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Laurie Beth Halse
Backside
Backsides
Foul
Gossip
Smell
Devil

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