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Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.

Laurie Halse Anderson

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Laurie Halse Anderson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: October 23
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Laurie Beth Halse
Warm
Naps
Choice
Covers
Serious
Homework
Choices
Pillow
Powerful
Sending
Snuggle
Help
Option
Pillows
Funny
Rays
Comforter
Helping
Bed
Fluffy

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