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Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.

Laurie Halse Anderson

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Laurie Halse Anderson
Age: 62
Born: 1961
Born: October 23
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Laurie Beth Halse
Involves
Ball
Balls
Anything
Nicole
Whistle
Hilarious

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