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Vanity bids all her sons be brave, and all her daughters chaste and courteous.
Laurence Sterne
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Laurence Sterne
Age: 54 †
Born: 1713
Born: November 24
Died: 1768
Died: March 18
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Titles of honour are like the impressions on coin — which add no value to gold and silver, but only render brass current.
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First, whenever a man talks loudly against religion, always suspect that it is not his reason, but his passions, which have got the better of his creed. A bad life and a good belief are disagreeable and troublesome neighbors, and where they separate, depend upon it, 'Tis for no other cause but quietness sake.
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I had had an affair with the moon, in which there was neither sin nor shame.
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Is this a fit time, said my father to himself, to talk of Pensions and Grenadiers?
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When the heart flies out before the understanding, it saves the judgment a world of pains.
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Every thing in this world, said my father, is big with jest,--and has wit in it, and instruction too,--if we can but find it out.
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Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be convinced it is so.
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A good simile,--as concise as a king's declaration of love.
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