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There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

Laurence Sterne

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Laurence Sterne
Age: 54 †
Born: 1713
Born: November 24
Died: 1768
Died: March 18
Autobiographer
Novelist
Religious
Writer
Humor
Feeling
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Pulse
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Medicine
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