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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Age: 70 †
Born: 1919
Born: September 16
Died: 1990
Died: January 12
Psychologist
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Vancouver
British Columbia
Laurence Johnston Peter
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A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
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Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
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Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
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The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
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When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
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Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
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You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.
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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
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If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?
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