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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Age: 70 †
Born: 1919
Born: September 16
Died: 1990
Died: January 12
Psychologist
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Vancouver
British Columbia
Laurence Johnston Peter
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Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
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A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
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Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
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The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
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The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.
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A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
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A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
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The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
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