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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Age: 70 †
Born: 1919
Born: September 16
Died: 1990
Died: January 12
Psychologist
Teacher
Vancouver
British Columbia
Laurence Johnston Peter
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If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
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Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.
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Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
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Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
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Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
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do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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