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Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Age: 70 †
Born: 1919
Born: September 16
Died: 1990
Died: January 12
Psychologist
Teacher
Vancouver
British Columbia
Laurence Johnston Peter
Laurence Peter
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When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
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We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
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A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
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A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
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A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
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Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
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